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"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
Tags:modern, modernity, modernize, modern world, modern life, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, retro, out of fashion, old, older, age, ageing, aged, growing old, getting old, mutton dressed as lamb, euphemisms, implied, implication, flatter, flattery, golddigger, gold-digger, taking advantage, club, clubs, clubbing, date, dates, dated, word play, play on words, word-play
"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."
Tags:greece, rome, roman empire, greek, parthenon, history, historical flavor, remodernize, remodernization, remodernise, remodernising, remodernisation, modernise, modernising, modernize, modernizing, american, american influence, fix, fixes, fix up, fixes up, ruin, ruins, remodel, remodels, remodels, miss the point, missing the point, bottom line, architecture
The Interstate Rapid Transit System
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, commuter, commute, commuting, commutes, transit, rapid transit, train, trains, interstate, wyoming, american, region, regions, modern, modernity, modernize, modernise, tech
"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, heist, heists, bank robbery, bank, bank robber, bank robbers, thug, thugs, fashions, fashionable, thug, thugs, traditional, modern, modernise, modernize
"I appreciate traditional values as well as the next man, Belknap, but you'll have to convert to battery power like the rest of us."
Tags:tradition, traditions, traditional, traditionally, tech, technological, advance, advancement, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, traditional values, battery, batteries, battery power, mechanical, mechanised, mechanical man, automaton, automatons, modern, modernise, modernize, modernized, modernised, modernising, modernizing, modern world, modern life, outmoded, out moded, outdated, out dated, behind the times, business, businessmen, meeting, meetings
'Man, I need to update my business.'
"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"
Tags:heaven, angel, angels, god, st. peter, st. peter's gate, gate, gates, entrance, entrances, judge, judges, judgement, judgement day, judging, death, after death, life after death, dead, modern, modern life, modernise, modernize, technology, computer, computers, record, records, history, data, meek, humble, passive, passive-aggressive, passive aggressive, unassuming, gentle, wordplay, word play
Animals going into a stretch limousine
Tags:animals, elephant, elephants, giraffe, giraffes, crocodile, crocodiles, bear, bears, stretch limo, stretch limos, stretch limousines, stretch limousine, noah, noah's ark, ark, biblical story, biblical stories, great flood, animal, pair, pairs, modernise, modernisation, modernisation, modernize, modernized, modernization, modernisations, modernizations, story, stories, pair of each
"He's bringing Judaism into the first century."
General Store Modernises
Tags:tech, technology, internet, the internet, consumerism, consumer culture, consumers, consumer, world wide web, www, dot com, dotcom, general store, store, general stores, sign, signs, signage, computer, computers, store, country, the country, midwest, mid west, mid-west, wild west, western, westerns, old west, deep south, southern, the south, southerners, southerner, modernise, modernised, modernises, modernizes, modernized, modernize, porch, porches, on the porch, sitting on the porch, storefront, shop, shops, shopping, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, culture, culture clash
"Let's switch from human sacrifice to destination weddings."
Tags:ritual, rituals, ritual sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human, volcano, volcanic, volcano sacrifice, volcanic sacrifice, ancient times, ancient, religious, religion, religion, religious sacrifice, profit, profitability, profits, business change, change in business, sales, sales pitch, pitches, sales pitches, wedding, destination, weddings, destinations, destination weddings, modern world, modern life, modernity, modernise, modernising, modernize, modernizing
"Lemonade App: $1"
Tags:spin off, spoof, spoofed, parody, parodied, kid, kids, tech, technology, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, app, apps, gadget, gadgets, internet, game, games, modern, modernise, modernity, modernised, modernize, modernized, cynical, cynicism, kids these days, lemonade stand, lemonade stands
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Tags:tennis, improve, improves, improvement, improvements, tv, television, television-friendly, suggestion, suggestions, rule, rules, rule change, rule changes, rule changing, change the rules, changes the rules, changing the rules, modernize, modernizes, modernizing, modernization, update, updates, updated, long game, long games, accommodate, accommodates, accommodating, audience, audiences
"Great flash mob, isn't it?"
Tags:roman catholicism, roman catholics, modern times, modernisation of the church, modernisation, vatican, pope francis, jorge mario bergoglio, pope benedict, joseph ratzinger, flash mob, flash mobs, francis, pope francis, ratzinger, benedict, modern life, modernize, modernizes, modernizing, modernise, modernises, modernising
Megabyte Information Processing Center.
"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."
'We've been told to put more of our services online!'
Modernizing A Horse
'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'
The Headless Horseman moves to the suburbs.
Tags:bogart creek, headless horseman, monster, monsters, movie monster, movie monsters, horror, horror film, horror book, washington irving, legend of sleepy hollow, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, halloween, suburb, suburbs, suburban, modernize, modernizes, modernizing, update, updates, updating, reboot, reboots, rebooting, remake, remakes, bike, bikes, biker, bikers, cyclist, cyclists, cycling
"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"
Tags:charm, charms, charming, abbey, abbeys, belgium, belgian, belgians, beer, beers, ale, ales, trappist, trappists, boozehound, boozehounds, pump, pumps, pumping, modernize, modernizes, modernizing, modernization, newfangled, gas pump, gas pumps, petrol pump, petrol pumps, pumping, old world, charm, charms, charming
"You know this isn't environmentally friendly! Maybe we should just email instead!"
Tags:environmental activist, environmental activists, environmentalist, environmentalists, email, emails, smoke signal, smoke signals, smoke-signal, smoke-signals, native american indian, native american indians, pollution, pollutant, pollutants, campfire, campfires, modernise, modernize, modernising, modernizing, modernisation, modernization, environment, environmental concerns, environmentally friendly
'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'
"Frankly, some of your business practices are pre-historic."
Tags:leadership, leaders, leaderships, leadership skill, leadership skills, managers, management, decision maker, decision makers, business practice, business practices, leader, manager, management, decision, decision making, decisions, training, trainer, management training, manager, managers, management, boss, bosses, ceo, ceos, old-fashioned, old fashioned, out of date, modernize, modernizing, modernise, modernising