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"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "
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"I appreciate traditional values as well as the next man, Belknap, but you'll have to convert to battery power like the rest of us."
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"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."
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General Store Modernises
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Then - 'Oh no did I really say that last night??' Now - 'Edit, delete, delete, edit, edit, delete'
"Lemonade App: $1"
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'I'm so over urination as a territorial marker.'
'Isn't it terrible how they've gone and ruined everything!'
'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'
'You can also check out my podcast.'
'What crystal ball?'
Hibernation sure isn't the same since we modernized
"Our old advertising is passé, Filby. We need a new wrinkle."
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"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."