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"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."
"Who can afford not to moisturize?"
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"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"
Thick Skin Lotion
'Need... Skin moisturizer...'
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'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'
See? I told you! I told you! I've been saying it for 500 years! This is gonna feel great, fellas!
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Thirsting for skin cream.
'How about some lip balm for those dry lips?'
'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'
'Really' Old Razors.
"Which one of these things is the soap?" (Colour)
Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?
'Did we bring enough lotion because the ancient curse of the mummy is very dry skin!'
'She used too much skin cream and slipped out of bed.'
'I've finally found a moisturizer that really works!'
'My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturiser, and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet. At this rate I won't fit into my wedding gown.'
'Your husband will love this after shave... It's jasmine, musk and just a hint of barbecue sauce.'
Beauty Products - for women, and for men (exactly the same, but with turbo added).
Scruffy man on desert island has written in the sand 'Help!! Need make grooming products.'
'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'
'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'