Moisturisers Cartoons and Comics

"Who can afford not to moisturize?"

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

Moisturizer

Thick Skin Lotion

'Need... Skin moisturizer...'

'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'

'How about some lip balm for those dry lips?'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'Really' Old Razors.

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'Did we bring enough lotion because the ancient curse of the mummy is very dry skin!'

'She used too much skin cream and slipped out of bed.'

'I've finally found a moisturizer that really works!'

'My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturiser, and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet. At this rate I won't fit into my wedding gown.'

'Your husband will love this after shave... It's jasmine, musk and just a hint of barbecue sauce.'

Gullible prunes.

'It doesn't look good, Shirley -- We're down to our last jar of moisturizer!'

Male grooming.

When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream.

"That's a glue stick in my purse Dear, not lip balm."

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."