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"Who can afford not to moisturize?"
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"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"
Thick Skin Lotion
'Need... Skin moisturizer...'
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"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."
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'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'
Thirsting for skin cream.
'How about some lip balm for those dry lips?'
'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'
'Really' Old Razors.
'She used too much skin cream and slipped out of bed.'
'I've finally found a moisturizer that really works!'
'My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturiser, and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet. At this rate I won't fit into my wedding gown.'
Beauty Products - for women, and for men (exactly the same, but with turbo added).
My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturizer and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet.
'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'
'It doesn't look good, Shirley -- We're down to our last jar of moisturizer!'
'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'
"That's a glue stick in my purse Dear, not lip balm."
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"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."
"Have you got anything for chapped lips...?"
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