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Desert Island Game
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"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."
'I want to biopsy that growth, Mr. Johnson. I don't like the looks of it.'
'We'd better get out of the sun, sweety. That little thingy on your back just popped up.'
'Well, it's official. If we miss one more payment the bank is going to come and fill in our hole.'
"Wow--I've never met a Cabinet Secretary before."
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'I don't care what the TSA guy at the airport told you, it's not cancerous.'
'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'
'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'
The first Dermatologist.
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'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'
"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."
"You're very lucky. An inch lower and this would have been closer to your elbow."
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'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'
"Highly unusual. It seems to be a side of fries."
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'I think one of us must be a plant.'
'A harmless mole - but keep an eye on it.'
'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'
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'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn
'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'
'Ratty! Moley! You'll be pleased to hear I've finally found something more exciting than the motor car - crack cocaine!'