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"Sorry, you're overqualified."
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"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"
"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."
"The Middle East peace process seems to be moving right along."
Ollie the Uncreative Octopus
"Quick - you'd better go! My husband'll be home in 3 weeks!!!"
"Can I get you some salt for that?"
Snail Estate Agents
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'
Shellfish seller changes sales pitch.
"Oh no! I said not to use that stuff!"
"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."
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Snail: 'HUMPH! Computer Geeks.'
Clam at a crossroads
Tags:clam, calms, seafood, crossroad, crossroads, decision, decisions, big decision, big decisions, making decision, life choices, life choice, manhattan, boston, direction, directionless, life direction, choice, choice, big choices, doomed, seafood restaurant, seafood restaurants, molluscs, mollusc
"I think the soup might be just a bit too salty."
Round the garden in eighty days
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"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"
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"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"