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"Of course he's home. He's a snail."
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"Sorry, you're overqualified."
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"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"
"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
Attack of the killer snails!
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"You've got to stop and eat the roses."
"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."
"The Middle East peace process seems to be moving right along."
Ollie the Uncreative Octopus
"Quick - you'd better go! My husband'll be home in 3 weeks!!!"
"Can I get you some salt for that?"
Snail Estate Agents
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
"Oh no! I said not to use that stuff!"
"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."
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Clam at a crossroads
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"I think the soup might be just a bit too salty."
Round the garden in eighty days
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"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"
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"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"