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"Can I get you some salt for that?"
American Indian Snails
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"Oh no! I said not to use that stuff!"
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"Let's go get some fast food."
"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
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"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."
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"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."
Tags:criminal, criminals, crime scene, autopsy, octopuses, sea animal, sea animals, autopsies, coroner, coroners, crimes, crime scenes, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, detective, detectives, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, evidence, octopus, squid, mollusk, mollusks, molluscs, mollusc, ocean, oceans, sea
Octopus gets tickled pink
Tags:tickled, pink, octopus, octopuses, octopi, squid, cuttlefish, cuttle fish, laugh, laughs, giggle, giggles, giggling, cephalopod, cephalopods, mollusc, mollusk, molluscs, mollusks, chromatophore, chromatophores, pigment, pigments, pigment change, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, camouflage, camouflaging
"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"
"I'm off to school. . . Don't try to follow me."
"Excellent, an unkept garden! Obviously not a keen gardener so the chances of us being poisoned here are low..."
Tags:snail, snails, slug, slugs, mollusc, molluscs, mollusk, mollusks, gardener, gardeners, gardening, poison, poisons, poisoned, pesticide, pesticides, organic farm, organic farmer, organic farmers, pesticide-free, nature, natural world, harmony, harmonious, natural world, food, grow your own food, growing your own food
'New stamps commemorating mollusks? It's bad enough we're called snail mail, must we advertise it?'
Snail with a Box Shell
"Excuse me, I have a cold."
"These kids and their shellfies..."
"Really, Elwood...you have a pet snail?"
Hitting snails into next door's garden