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"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."
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"Mommy you're perfect!"
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"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."
"Your mom's a very special person."
"Well, when I'm a mommy, I'm not makin' my kids eat lima beans!"
"As a great woman once said, 'Don't cry. Mommy's doing the best she can.'"
The First Mother's Day Gift...
"Thank you, honey, for your vote of confidence in our parenting decisions."
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'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'
'But, sweetheart, if mummy didn't work so many extra hours she couldn't afford to buy you treats...'
Mom First Aid
Caution: Clueless Parents
"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."
"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."
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The Runaway Bunny
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'it just keeps getting worse and worse!' Sign in bookstore: Heather has Three Mommies.
"Well, maybe next time you'll listen when Mommy tells you not to run with a porcupine."
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'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'
Statue of 'Mom' next to a statue of 'Apple Pie'.
'She ate it. I guess love does conquer all.'
'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'
'How many times have I told you not to run with scissors in your hand.'
Mother's Day In The Future
'I checked around and you're the only mommy that requires an appointment.'