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Monet in the '90s.
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"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."
Monet's Last Painting
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"I said, was it Manet or Monet who had syphilis?"
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"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."
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'Well, it's a one for the Monet, two for the show.'
"Well, that was a waste of Monet..."
At the Met
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"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."
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"I'm Monet. Who the hell is Manet?"
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Monet At Open Mic Night
"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."
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'Hey guys, what's to say you give me ?10 for this crazy old waterlily painting?'
"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "
Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.
"We met at the Monet exhibits!"
Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"
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'I'm sorry, we don't have an Elvis. Would you be interested in Monet instead?'
'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'
'Why do I choose to paint with wine?--The clean-up.'
'Monet, Manet- Manet, Monet!'
'He's good, but he's no Monet.'
...In reality the place is heaving with tourists
Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'
"Monsieur Monet's approach has become a tad too modern I fear"