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"I think I should warn you that the flip side of our generous bonus-incentive program is capital punishment."
'Some people are motivated by a burning desire to help their fellow man. To make the world a better place. Personally I've always been driven by the prospect of a top of the range car.'
"On some, my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says there're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments."
'Well, I'm sorry, but you misunderstood. We don't give out fat bonuses.'
"It's a report card, not a credit card -- you don't get cash back."
"Yeah, but how do we know Al Gore isn't just in it for the money?"
Businessman with a 'Place coin in slot' sign on his desk.
"Our corporate diversity initiative will now include a bonus program payable in Scooby snacks."
Financial Incentives - Tipping