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"I told you that cheap liposuction was a bad idea."
"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"
"Actually, we call these coupons, not 'money saving apps.''
"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."
"I've never needed health insurance -- I just make sure that I always owe money to everybody."
'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'
'I just had a brilliant money-saving idea!'
"When you suggested a 'staycation' I thought you meant a nice hotel by the coast."
"Here's a money-saving tip."
"All the money we've saved on bulk food we've spent on freezers!"