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'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
'Would you also like to purchase the extended warranty?'
"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."
'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'
"We're just lucky Mom can't get her money back if not delighted."
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"About that house I bought from you three years ago - the heating system keeps breaking down, the pipes leak, the foundation is cracking...I want my money back."
'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'
"It floated. I want my money back."
'We should never have made that 'money back if not satisfied' offer.'
'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'
Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!
'I hope you kept the receipt.'
'Clear my schedule, I'm taking the rest of the day off to fireproof my money.'
Take your refunds in prescription drugs!
"You failed to enclose with your rebate form the correct tail feather from an extinct bird species so we are unable to process your request..."
'Visit the Sahara! Sunshine or your money back!'
'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'
'I'd like to return a boomerang, but I can't. It never came back.'
Toll: Must have exact change and heads up.
I want my money back!
'We're only happy if our customer is happy: 'Believe me, I'm unhappy if you're unhappy, but you still don't get your money back!'
'Sorry - no refunds...'
Your Money Back If and When We Feel Like It.