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The reception was held outdoors, next to an ATM, for the convenience of any guest who forgot to bring a gift.
'Mr Clayton will see you first, Sir.'
'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'
'Remember, it's not a lie if it makes us money.'
'Like they say, if it ain't broke, date it.'
'I had planned on becoming a general practitioner, but decided to specialize in making money instead.'
If there's a problem I'm totally hands-on...especially if they're throwing money at it.
'I want a man just like the man that married dear ol' Mom. Only, about thirty years younger and making fifty thou a year.'
OpticianOptometrist thinking of the money whilst patient reads out the eye test.
'The first outstanding characteristic I noticed about him was his fat wallet.'
'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'
'And speaking about luck, the day after I won the Lotto, I met Zelda.'
Man - 'I dreamt I was layed off and you lost all your charge cards' Woman - 'That wasn't a dream. That was a nightmare!'
'This case is loaded with headaches for you...' (in his head - 'and big bucks for me')
'NOW I can have an overdraft with NO worries!'
'He has everything, including access to his father's bank account.'
'He was a 'big spender' alright! In six months I didn't have a dime!'
'I prefer told wealth to untold wealth.'
'Look at her - flat broke soon to be flat rich!'
'I prefer to be paid six monthly, my wife only kisses me on pay day.'
'..and the cheeky blighter said he had a yacht!'
'The Insurance money finally came today!'
'Why do I go out with a short, fat, bald guy like you? Well for one thing, you make me look good.'
Fund manager greeting a man who has found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
"Not all lawyers are blatant money grabbers, Mr. Parfitt, but I am."