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The reception was held outdoors, next to an ATM, for the convenience of any guest who forgot to bring a gift.
'Remember, it's not a lie if it makes us money.'
'Like they say, if it ain't broke, date it.'
'I had planned on becoming a general practitioner, but decided to specialize in making money instead.'
Chasing the dollar
'The first outstanding characteristic I noticed about him was his fat wallet.'
'I want a man just like the man that married dear ol' Mom. Only, about thirty years younger and making fifty thou a year.'
'And speaking about luck, the day after I won the Lotto, I met Zelda.'
'This case is loaded with headaches for you...' (in his head - 'and big bucks for me')
'He has everything, including access to his father's bank account.'
Man - 'I dreamt I was layed off and you lost all your charge cards' Woman - 'That wasn't a dream. That was a nightmare!'
'Look at her - flat broke soon to be flat rich!'
'I prefer to be paid six monthly, my wife only kisses me on pay day.'
'..and the cheeky blighter said he had a yacht!'
"I thought you were nearly well enough to leave."
"Not all lawyers are blatant money grabbers, Mr. Parfitt, but I am."