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Differing incentives, carrot or karat on a stick.
The reception was held outdoors, next to an ATM, for the convenience of any guest who forgot to bring a gift.
'Mr Clayton will see you first, Sir.'
'I'm no longer content to live beyond my means...I want to live beyond my wildest dreams.'
'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'
'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'
Show me my bonus.
'Remember, it's not a lie if it makes us money.'
'Like they say, if it ain't broke, date it.'
'I had planned on becoming a general practitioner, but decided to specialize in making money instead.'
Chasing the dollar
If there's a problem I'm totally hands-on...especially if they're throwing money at it.
'I don't like that look in your eyes!' (Mechanic with dollar signs in his eyes)
'I don't give estimates...too many heart attacks.'
'I want a man just like the man that married dear ol' Mom. Only, about thirty years younger and making fifty thou a year.'
OpticianOptometrist thinking of the money whilst patient reads out the eye test.
'The first outstanding characteristic I noticed about him was his fat wallet.'
'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'
XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.
'No interest again this month - must you take it out as soon as I put it in?'
'Be honest with me Peaches. If I didn't have ten million dollars would you still be nuts about me?'
'I bet she'd marry me if I were rich!' - 'Sure! And she'd divorce you, too!'
'I voted my pocketbook: whoever offered the biggest bailouts.'
The Failsafe dead certain 100% surefire lawyer trap.
'It's my claim for compensation.'