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'Wow, is this what we owe?'
'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'
"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."
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Friendly Foreclosures Co.
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"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."
"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."
"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"
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"Can you make it look like I don't need a loan so I can get one?"
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'Here's a check for the loan you applied for. Please don't deposit it until Monday.'
'You're what we call 'high risk'.'
'Why do you think I'm a predatory lender?'
'You want a loan, you say? Ha, Ha, that's a good one!....Where in the world did you hear that banks made loans?!'
"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."
"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."
Bank tightens credit lending.
The lender of last resort?
"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."
"It's collateral. What does it look like?"
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'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'
'If our advertising seems to suggest that we'll give a loan to anyone regardless of risk, it's because we will.'
'Yes, we can make all your dreams come true. Except that one where you show up at school in just your underwear.'
I'm glad you've learned a valuable lesson, but that's not suitable collateral.
'Just remember - It's 10% interest per day until you pay me back, Dad!'
"There's a plus side to the credit crunch...My 'lenders elbow' has cleared up!"
'Unfortunately Mr Smyth, we are unable to approve your loan... I'm afraid you're over-drawn!'