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'Wow, is this what we owe?'
'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'
Friendly Foreclosures Co.
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"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."
"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."
"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"
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'Here's a check for the loan you applied for. Please don't deposit it until Monday.'
'You're what we call 'high risk'.'
'Why do you think I'm a predatory lender?'
"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."
'You want a loan, you say? Ha, Ha, that's a good one!....Where in the world did you hear that banks made loans?!'
"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."
The lender of last resort?
Bank tightens credit lending.
"It's collateral. What does it look like?"
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"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."
'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'
'If our advertising seems to suggest that we'll give a loan to anyone regardless of risk, it's because we will.'
'Yes, we can make all your dreams come true. Except that one where you show up at school in just your underwear.'
'Just remember - It's 10% interest per day until you pay me back, Dad!'
I'm glad you've learned a valuable lesson, but that's not suitable collateral.
"There's a plus side to the credit crunch...My 'lenders elbow' has cleared up!"
'Unfortunately Mr Smyth, we are unable to approve your loan... I'm afraid you're over-drawn!'
I'd like to borrow enough money so that I'll be completely out of debt!
'You should see their 'late payment' letter- it has frowny faces all over it!'