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"I love the way you look like you're making money even though you're making no money at all."
Tags:financial advisor, financial adviser, financial advisors, financial advisers, financial advice, investor, investors, investment, investments, bank, banks, saving, savings, investing, investment strategy, investment strategies, money making, profit, profits, looking busy, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, investment banking
Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.
Tags:money making, making money, earning, earn, earned, earns, earning money, golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, cheat, cheating, cheats, cheated, cheater, cheaters, fairway, fairways, golf ball, golf balls, golf club, golf clubs, game, games, gaming, gamed, gamer, gamers, play, close to home
Iced drink antidote
'I'd like to see us start making a little more of this money, up here.'
Desert island 'Help' cards
Tags:marooned, stranded, desert island, desert islands, lost at sea, help card, help cards, greetings card, greetings cards, brochures, brochure, holiday brochures, holiday brochures, tourist, tourists, tourism, consumerism, consumerist, consumer, consumer, modern life, modern attitudes, money making, money making scheme, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, excess information, unhelpful, unhelpful information, useless information, useless, false hope, let down
"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."
Tags:marketing, marketing, brand, brands, branding, public relations, idea, ideas, profit, profits, amoral, immoral, shock, shocking, consumerism, mass media, media coverage, internet culture, sale, sales, dignity, capitalism, money making, salesmen, salesman, gross, board, boardroom, meeting, meetings, execute, executed, executioner, executioners, capital punishment, jail, jailed, criminal, death row, dead, dying, die, died, death, cop, cops, officer, officers, police officer, police officers, capital punishment, death penalty
'And this is where my meds kicked in.'
"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."
Tags:private prison, private prisons, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, privatization, privatisation, for profit, money, money making, money makers, third party, third party prison, third party prisons, government contracted, government contracted prison, government contracted prisons, incarcerate, incarcerated, overpopulated prison, overpopulated prisons, criminals, criminal, rehabilitate, rehabilitation
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
Tags:lemonade, money making, money, make money, get rich quick, organ donors, organ donation, donation, donor, donors, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, kidney failure, donations, stand, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, cooler, coolers, ice box, ice boxes, enterprise, young enterprise, enterprising, medical, medical salesmen, sales, salesmen, salesman, hawking, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, strange, combination, combined, combinations, kid, kids, child, children, pocketmoney, pocket money
Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.
'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'
Corporate Leaders Gather In A Field Outside Darien, Connecticut, Where One Of Them Claims To Have Seen The Invisible Hand Of The Marketplace
Tags:business, businessmen, market, money, money making, scheme, schemes, plot, plots, scheming, plotting, businessman, greed, greedy, exec, executive, executives, delusion, delusions of grandeur, religion, religiously, religious, religious imagery, holy, miracle, miraculous, bless, blessed, hand of, myth, myths, mythological, sighting, vision, visions, big business, corporate, corporations, management, managers
'The minister's trying something new to encourage more contributions to the Sunday collection.'
"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"
Tags:child, children, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, animal rights activist, animal rights activism, animal right activism groups, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, bunny rabbit, bunny rabbits, pet, pets, petting, animal abuse, inhumane, brutal, inhumane treatment, brutal treatment, money making, money maker, vendor, vendors, exploitation, exploit, exploitative, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, commercialism, turning a blind eye, sales, sales tactic, street vendor, street vendors, child vendor, child vendors, curiosity, curious, sick curiosity, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, insensitive, desensitised
'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'
Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.
'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'
'Time is money, Caldwell...as my associate, you need to reset your time with mine, yours hasn't been making the money the company demands.'
"I'm keeping it really simple!"
"Can we actually tax stockholders?"
Tags:tax, taxes, paying tax, paying taxes, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, stockholder, stockholders, stock holder, stock holders, stocks and shares, take advantage, taking advantage, big business, big business, big corporate, big corporations, making money, money making
Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.
'If you're successful, you have money. . . and if you have money, you're successful. . . Any Questions?'
'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'
The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business
Tags:comic strip, comic strips, comic book, comic books, comic, comics, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, business plan, business plans, business idea, business ideas, business strategy, money-making, money making, plan, plans, moon, rocket, rockets, firecracker, firecrackers, firework, fireworks, rocket launch, rocket launches, health and safety, health & safety
'I feel sorry for people who don't make more money than they want to.'