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"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
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"Why no raise? Because, Fellman, we've been ?scally feckless."
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"Be that way, Marilyn. You weren't sneering at me when I was managing your portfolio."
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"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."
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"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
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'Okay, 20% in cash, 30% in bonds and 50% in stocks--You forgot to include lottery tickets.'
'I'm here to grant your every wish and here's my colleague to help you manage money wisely.'
"You're bankrupt... That'll be $45,000 please..."
"It's good and bad news with your investments, the good is that they've gone up, the bad news is they've gone up in smoke!"
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'Looks like a lot of your assets are tied up in poverty.'
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"He's never been good with money."
"I realized we weren't on the same page when he advised me to bury my money in the ground."
'Hoyt group: Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, Envy, Pride, Anger & Greed Management'
"This is Fluffy, my pet money."
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"You certainly are a broker. That's what you've made me."
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"We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants."
"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."
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"Look, Miss Knepper, we're working your money as hard as possible, but right now your money is just pooped."
"I need a professional money manager. The success of my investment portfolio is predicated on my winning the lottery."
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"I think we need a professional money manager. Our investment statement is not making much of a statement."
"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."
"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."
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"Do you have your financial affairs in order?"
"Yes, we can assist with upside-down mortgages!"
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"First the good news...it's only money."