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'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'
"Oh, there's nothing really wrong with our marriage. We'd just like to figure out a way to monetize it."
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"Why don't you just use your tax cut?"
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"Who would ever have guessed that there'd be a golden age of debt?"
"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Pop."
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'I never worry about money - I don't have any money to worry about.'
"If debt is a measure of consumer confidence, we have become very confident indeed."
"Oh, Honey - our first bankruptcy!"
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"The sharp quills protect me from creditors."
"Beg pardon, sir, there is a wolf at the door."
"I'm trying to forget a 401k."
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"Your mother and I have an idea for you college savings plan - how about taking some time off and enrolling in college at the age of sixty-five?"
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"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"
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"My broker jumped out a window, but that's small consolation."
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"This month's business meeting is the same as last month's business meeting but with many more problems."
Kwick Loans Street Vendor
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"Think we could get anyone to buy our vote?"
"I've overdrawn. To whom do I apologize?"
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'How about we don't pay these bills and hope, in the meantime, someone steals our identity.'
"My accountant is currently being treated for a depression caused by my account."
"When my wife and I got married we had nothing but love. Now where we arw getting a divorce I'm back to having nothing."
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"The good news is that I talked the boss into giving me a ten dollar raise...the bad news is it's ten dollars a year!"
"But If I had enough collateral to cover the amount of the loan, I wouldn't need the loan in the first place!"
"Any checks, dear?"