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"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
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Department of efficiency and cost analysis.
'They called it 'outsourcing'.'
"Jim wanted a cheap funeral, so he got an e-tombstone."
"Actually, we call these coupons, not 'money saving apps.''
"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."
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Thrift: 'You've no idea how much I've saved on new shoe soles...'
Thrift: Marry someone without fingers... Save on buying a ring!
Thrift: Divorce and remarry smaller.
Thrift: 'Instead of a 20 million euro ransom, we're demanding just 19 million!'
Thrift: Fat people, wear a dress and a wig and enjoy the benefits of being pregnant.
Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.
Thrift: Pray to a simpler cross.
Thrift: Get back at the mafia and eat the free horse's head.
Thrift: Have a face-lift, and keep the old face.
'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'
'I had to downgrade my mobile . . .'
'Coming down the pub lunchtime?' - 'No, I'll take a nap, it's cheaper.'
'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'
How to save money. 'This book is late. That's a three pound fine.'
'I take it your idea is a money saver.'
NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital