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Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
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"It was the cheapest way for us to cover the potholes."
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"We considered a number of alternatives but this was the cheapest."
'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'
"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."
'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'
'They called it 'outsourcing'.'
"Jim wanted a cheap funeral, so he got an e-tombstone."
'I think the only reason my job hasn't been outsourced is because nobody knows what I do around here.'
'I was going to buy him a Bob the Builder DVD but these Polish chaps are so much cheaper.'
'I did a study today, and cooking dinner just isn't cost-effective.'
"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."
"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).
"Actually, we call these coupons, not 'money saving apps.''
Self serve haircut
Pizza By The Slice
Tags:pizza, pizzas, visual gag, visual joke, sight gag, sight joke, pizza by the slice, slice, sliced, frugal, frugality, individual, save money, money saver, money saving, italian cuisine, italian food, italian, pizzeria, streetfood, street food, street foods, toss, tossing, chef, chefs, cookery, cooking, cooks, cook, dough toss, dough tossing, tossed
"It's a part of the new austerity program – e now run things by paralegal."
Tags:run things past legal, legal department, legal departments, paralegal, paralegals, austerity, austerity program, austerity programs, austerity programmes, austerity programmes, cutback, cutbacks, efficiency savings, money saving, money saving measure, money saving measures, legal team, legal teams, lawyer, lawyers, lawyers fees
'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'
'Congratulations. This year we're saving money by letting all our graduates download their own diplomas.'
"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."
Tags:server, servers, server upgrade, server upgrades, out of date, out of date equipment, equipment, out-of-date, computer, cio, cios, corporate culture, corporate climate, corporate climates, upgrade, upgrades, upgraded, upgrading, money saver, money savers, money saving, money-saving, cheap, thrifty
To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....
"I am changing my energy supplier...plug this in."
'If you'd care to wait a few moments sir, all our toothpicks are currently in use.'
Tags:hygiene, restaurant hygiene, tooth-pick, tooth-picks, restaurant staff, waiters, server, servers, eating out, utensil, utensils, unhygienic, teeth, food stuck, sharing, share, toothpick, toothpicks, waiter, waiting, restaurant, dining, dining out, eating out, fine dining, money saving, dinner, dental