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Tired of constantly sending her money, Jill's parents installed an ATM in her dorm room.
'So much for the luck of the Irish!'
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'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'
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'I believe you want the loan officer. He's two doors down.'
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"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"
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"Have you considered writing this story in the third monkey rather than the first monkey?"
Stock Market Roller-coaster.
'Sir, I suggest we analyze our current cash flow situation in light of the obvious thematic parallels it has with several classic short stories!'
Relay racers passing money instead of baton.
"He's never been very good with his hands."
'The numbers don't lie... Damn them!'
'You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but if you're really good, you can dupe a generation of investors.'
'I only need a job until I win the lottery.'
'We agree to pay off all claims... provided we get a government bailout.'
'Here's a big bag of money. Now go away.'
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'Please leave my driver's license -- I can't handle the DMV.'
'See you same time next year!'
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'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'
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'When Bob returns with the ketchup we'll discuss staff wasting money on private Internet use.'
Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'
"I shall never forget Roger."
Man getting mugged. 'Please leave my driver's license. I can't handle the DMV.'
Five pound notes are made bigger to make people feel better.
What is possible...