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The great slingshot of Mongolia.
"Chinese, kemo-sabe! Billions of them!"
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'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'
'Khan - reservation for a horde.'
'On the other hand, they could just be the sort of bold and aggressive management this firm needs.'
And that's how Palestine became the first nation to defeat the Mongols.
History has mercifully forgotten the incredibly brief reign of Dingus Khan.
"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."
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'Attila, be a hon and go get me a quart of milk.'
Atilla the Hun, sadly neglected by historians for his progressive approach to personnel management.
'Sir, do you recognize the individual who burned down your village, and stole all your women?'
'You can't keep blaming everything on the Mongol hordes.'
'People would never believe me when I told them that politically I'm to the right of Genghis Khan.'
As a way to give back to society, the pillage people would perform annually to celebrate diversity within their newly acquired community.
If it isn't our 'get tough on Germanic expansion' senator !
Attila the Nun.
'A message from Genghis Khan. Anger management is overrated.'
Career counseling little Genghis Khan.
My name is Genghis Khan, and I'm today's keynote speaker on anger management.
"Don't worry, he says they're just here on holiday."