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The Patience of the American People is at an End.
Congressman Blowviatt demands no more sex in the Oval Office
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
"Sorry we're late, but Kenneth Starr subpoenaed our regular babysitter."
VALENTINES FROM BILL
"Shoot to kill!"
"Republican sound bite."
'Hillary says Bill's womanizing isn't the issue for discussion...there was a budget surplus during the Clinton years...'
'I'll tell you about Monica Lewinsky, if you tell me which scapegoats are trending now on social media...'
'You're the best legal minds we have. Any problem wearing a t-shirt that says 'The A-Team'?'
"I did not have communications with the Russians."
Bill Clinton's picture winks.
"Gooood morning, Missus Clinton!...A lovely day out there, madam. And how is Mr Clinton's favorite girl today?"
Young Bill Clinton - "What tree? What chopper?"
'He would sell more books if it were titled 'My Life without Monica'.'
'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'
'Poor ol' Barack -- All he's got is Chris Matthews.'
"Where do you want me to put my baggage?"
Some people make history by investing themselves in a lifetime of philantrhopic labor; others...not so. (Pictures of Martin Luther King, Mother Theresa, Mahatma Gandhi and Monica Lewinsky).
Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."
Clinton titles his book.
Great Deal Of Fund: Havana Cigars.
'Over 950 pages?' Wow! And I thought I was the king of the literary doorstop.'
Are You Going To Trust Your Wife With This Man?
"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "