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'See? I told you he was real.'
'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'
'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'
Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.
"I went out on a limb to hire you. Dolan."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, out on a limb, going out on a limb, risk, risks, taking risks, risk taker, risk takers, hiring process, new employee, new employees, mistake, mistakes, bad employee, bad employees, disappointment, disappointments, play on words, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers
"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, apes, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, upright, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, bury evidence, burying evidence
"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."
"We found this in your brain."
"But I have a hard time calling this real writing."
"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."
Tags:cliche, cliches, proverb, proverbs, monkey see, monkey do, investor, investors, investment, investments, hedge fund, hedge funds, monkey, monkeys, primate, primates, imitate, imitates, imitating, imitation, imitations, market fluctuation, market fluctuations, marketplace, marketplaces, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors
"The fact is, I miss your nitpicking."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, nitpicking, nitpicker, nitpickers, regret, regrets, make up, making up
"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, ampes, chimp, chimps, giraffe, giraffes, elephant, elephants, ark, arks, noah, bible, bibles, story, stories, rain, rains, rainy, raining, storm, storms, stormy, pair, pairs, two by two, ship, ships, boat, boats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, cruise, cruises, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, zoo, zoos, observation, observations, boy band, boy bands, musician, musicians, singer, singers, performer, performers, scientist, scientists, observation, observations, observe, experiment, experiments, science lab, science labs, biologist, biologists, primates, zoology, zoologists, zoologist, primate, mate, mates, musical instrument, musical instruments
"Hey, believe me, I tried, but I couldn't find a qualified American who would do this work."
Tags:occupations, business, foreign, i mmigration, animals, monkeys, entertainment, wild, unemployment, workers, trained monkey, trained monkeys, street performer, street performers, foreign worker, foreign workers, guest worker, guest workers, guest worker program, guest worker programs, illegal alien, illegal aliens, undocumented immigrant, undocumented immigrants, mankoff
"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"
Tags:zoo, zoos, children's questions, chlidren, child, parents, parenting, dad, dads, father, fathers, monkey, monkeys, jail, jails, jailed, prison, imprisoned, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, animals, misunderstanding, misunderstood, misconstrue, misinterpret, captive, captivity, prisoner, prisoners
"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, accountant, accountants, bad accountant, bad accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, accounting error, monkeyshines, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, monkey business, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial manager, financial managers, banker, bankers, embezzle, embezzlement
"Conversation - what a concept!"
"Would you agree that if you were to see a crime, you'd be more likely to do a crime?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, copying, copy, imitating, imitation, monkey see monkey do, expression, expressions
Chelsea of the Apes
Tags:raised by apes, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, wild, wildlife, jungle, jungles, children, child, kid, kids, teen, teens, teenager, attitude, bad attitude, sassy, too cool, eye roll, basic, swinging from ropes, tarzan of the apes, literature, novel, novels, book, books, as if, whatever, dad, dads, dad bod, father, fathers, fatherhood, daughter, daughters, family, families
"Monkey see, monkey overanalyze."
Historic Moments in Human Evolution
When the animals are in charge.