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"Don't worry—I had one of those when I was a kid, but eventually he just drifted away."
Tags:lovecraftian, cosmic, cosmic entity, cosmic horror, cosmic horrors, monster, monsters, monstrous, child, kid, kids, monster under the bed, real, reality, realistic, really there, monster in the closet, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, fathers and sons, parent, parents, parental, parenting, relating, comfort, comforting, comforts, tentacle, tentacles, fear, fears, afraid, afraid of the dark, fear of the dark, childhood, family, care, caring, cares, irony, ironic
"Bring in another!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, horror, horrific, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalize, cannibalizes, cannibalizing, cannibalise, cannibalises, cannibalising, eat, eats, eating, child, children, kid, kids, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, christmas, christmas season, monster, monsters, monstrous, evil, demonic, demon, demons
"It's true. You were actually born a beautiful princess, but you were given to us to be brought up... and there's not a damned thing you can do about it!"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, bad parent, bad parents, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairytale, fairytales, parental, parenthood, mother, mothers, father, fathers, trauma, traumatic, kid, kids, upbringing, bad childhood, childhood, child, trap, trapped, stereotypical, stereotype, stereotypes, monster, monsters, monstrous
"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
Tags:monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entity
"You know, he's not really such a bad fellow once you get a couple of drinks in him!"
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, beer hall, beer halls, frankenstein, villain, villains, monster, monsters, monstrous, bad reputation, bad reputations, mislead, misleads, misleading, rumor, rumors, rumor mill, rumor mills, rumour, rumours, rumour mill, rumour mills, gossip, gossips, gossiping, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies
Frosty, The Abominable Snowman
"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"
Tags:frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, monsters, monstrous, mob, mobs, mobbed, angry mob, lynch mob, angry, fashion, fashionable, fashions, fashion police, pitchfork, pitchforks, torch, torches, torched, chase, chases, chased, blazer, blazers, turtleneck, turtlenecks, village, villagers, fashionista, fashion faux pas
"The set you ordered arrived today, sir!"
"Watch out for the fourth step."
Tags:step, steps, danger, dangerous, stair, stairs, staircase, staircases, basement, basements, danger, dangers, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, home repair, home repairs, monster, monsters, monstrous, watch out, watches out, watching out, eat, eats, eating, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalistic
"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"
Tags:heavy metal, metalhead, metalheads, metal head, metal heads, leather, spike, spikes, monster, monsters, monstrous, grow up, grows up, growing up, live at home, lives at home, living at home, adult child, adult children, adults, phase, just a phase, justification, justifications, justifying, loser, losers
"Remember, children―always crawl along the stripe!"
Tourists and their Pets.
"To get back to the main road, you turn left at the fork just before the bridge and go around yonder hill to Dark Hollow...."
Tags:direcction, directions, monster, monsters, monstrous, misdirect, misdirects, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, lost, get lost, gets lost, getting lost, back road, back roads, back woods, horror novel, horror novels, horror
"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."
Tags:fishing, fishes, reverse fishing, subvert, subverted, subversion, invert, inverted, inversion, inversions, reverse, reversed, reversal, fish, sea monster, sea, monster, aquatic life, reptiles, reptile, underwater, monstrous, reel him in, hooked, fishhook, fish hook, hook, baits, bait, baiting, baited, fishermen, fisherman, deep sea, meme
"There! I heard it again!"
Tags:noise, noises, sound, sounds, strange sound, strange sounds, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, sleep, sleeps, paranoia, paranoid, hear a sound, hearing a sound, giant, giants, giant monster, giant monsters, monstrous, giant, giants, kaiju, underestimate, underestimates, underestimation, problem, problems, huge, enormous
'A vampire bat! No kidding!'
Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler
Tags:watercooler, water cooler, godzilla, gojira, kaiju, kaijus, giant, giants, attack of the, mothra, the worm, king kong, giant ape, giant gorilla, fifty foot, coffee, coffee break, city, city life, urban, urban life, on the job, just another day, at the office, office, work, working life, working world, job, jobs, career, careers, career satisfaction, do what you love, love what you do, monstrous, monstrously, killer, film, films, movie, movies, classic cinema, cinema, creature, creatures
"All right―what's the trouble this time?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, cry, cries, crying, crying infants, boy who cried wolf, irritated, irritation, irritations, irritating, scream, screams, screaming, wail, wails, wailing, false alarm, false alarms, justified, justification, monster in the closet, monsters in the closet, wake, wakes, wake up, wakes up, waking up, frighten, frightens, frightened, frightening, monstrous, scare, scares, scary, horror, horrors, horrific, fear, fears
"And this is why I don't like to work late."
Men, Women and Werewolves Restrooms.
Monsters under a child's bed.