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'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'
Tags:cow, cows, bull, bulls, moo, noise, noises, crossword, crosswords, armchair, armchairs, chair, chairs, logic, logical, simple, obvious, easy, trivia, trivial, animal noise, animal noises, farm, farms, farmyard, farmyards, clue, clues, answer, answers, countryside, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
Tags:animal, animals, animal sounds, animal noises, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, livestock, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, pig, pigs, sheep, song, songs, children's song, children's songs, old macdonald had a farm, lyrics, famous, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, voice mail, voice mails, voicemail, voicemails, answering machine, answering machines, message, messages, cluck, baa, moo, oink, technology
The Birth Of A Vegetarian
Tags:dining, food, animals, farm, talking, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarian diet, vegetarian diets, diet, diets, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarianism, steak, steaks, steak dinner, steak dinners, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, moo, moos, cow, cows, cattle, eat animals, eating animals, animal rights, mankoff
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
Tags:cow, will, bequeath, last will and testament, probate, beef, burger, steak, red meat, inherit, inheritance, farm, butcher, dinner, food bank, ribs, brisket, shank, rump roast, roast beef, butcher’s chart, choice cuts, deli, farmer, moo, steer, heifer, bull, leather, death, dead, die, meat industry, meat
"Moo goo gai pan looks good."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, chinese, chinese food, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, stir-fry, stir fry, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, bovine, noise, noises, sound, sounds, moo, mooing, wordplay, word play
"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."
'Off balance? Can't stand out in your field? Victim of cow tipping? Just buy our miracle iRemoo bracelet and balance your whole life!!'
Yoga - moooooooo.
'What I miss most is the mooing.'
How Cows Psych Themselves Up
Tags:psych, psych up, psyches up, psyching up, moo, moos, motivation, motivations, motivational speech, motivational speeches, daily motivation, motivational exercise, motivational exercises, livestock, cattle, cow, cows, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, farmer, farmers, dairy farm, dairy farms, herd, herds, herding, pasture, pastures, sedentary, lifestyle, lifestyles, couch potato, couch potatoes, life coach, life coaches
"You never do anything you say you'll do! I swear, sometimes I think your moos are meaningless."
Tags:moo, moos, mooing, word, words, meaningless, promise, promises, false promise, false promises, promising, husband, husbands, ne'er do well, ne'er do wells, meaninglessness, layabout, layabouts, lazy, cow, cows, cattle, ignore, ignores, ignoring, not listening, wife, wives, words are meaningless, action, actions
"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."
Cow Spelling Bee
Moo like a Pirate Day
QuackBooks (duck finds a computer error).
Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...
Where we Get Muzak...
"Still studying foreign languages?" "Moo?"
"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"
Cows For Celebration