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"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, divorce, divorced, divorcing, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, breakup, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dumped, split up, separate, separating, separated, kicked out, lazy, loser, losers, unmotivated, unemployed, mooch
"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."
Tags:magazine, magazines, print media, recycle, recycles, recycling, magazine reader, magazine readers, death of print media, shrinking audience, shrinking audiences, mooch, mooches, moocher, moochers, trash, trash can, trash cans, dumpster diver, dumpster divers, dumpster diving, writer, writers, author, authors, journalist, journalists, journalism, recycle, recycles, recycling, scrounge, scrounges, scrounging, scrounger, scroungers, coctail party, cocktail parties, recognize, recognized, recognition
"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and make some money?"
"You're great at expressing your emotions. What you're bottling up now is job skills."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, emotions, emotional, money, men, women, employment, jobs, employability, employer, employers, employee, employees, work, cv, resume, sarcasm, sarcastic, unemployed, mooch
"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."
"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"
Tags:borrow money, borrows money, borrowing money, call, calls, calling, son, sons, child, children, offspring, college, college student, university, universities, university student, university students, butter up, butters up, buttering up, suckup, suckups, suck-up, sucks up, mooch, mooches, mooching
"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."
And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.
"When I was your age, I was an adult."
Tags:parents, parent, parenting, kids, children, child, adults, childhood, adulthood, growing up, growing pains, grown up, grown ups, hypocrisy, hypocritical, hypocrite, critic, critical, adult behaviour, adult behavior, age, aging, parental advice, slacker, slackers, son, father, sons, fathers, loafer, loafers, layabout, skiver, matured, maturity, adult child, millennial, millennials, independent, independents, independence, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, financial independence, generation gap, generation gaps
"Well, go get a job and move out if your allowance doesn't have the purchasing power it did when you were fourteen."
Tags:millennial, millennials, generation x, generation y, purchasing power, allowance, allowances, pocket money, pocket-money, grown-up, grownup, grown up, kid, kids, moving out, hipster, hipsters, unemployed, unemployment, living with your parents, boomerang generation, emerging adulthood, mooch, mooches, failure to launch
"Yessirree, kids, your mother is one heck of a gal!"
Tags:mother, mothers, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, labor, labors, laboring, labour, labours, labouring, parent, parents, parenting, cart, carts, pull a cart, pulls a cart, pulling a cart, rickshaw, rickshaws, burden, burdens, bearer of burden, bearing the burden, marriage, marriages, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers
"Alert! You're about to get a call from a relative asking for money."
Tags:medical alert, medical alerts, retire, retires, retired, retirement income, pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, beg, begs, begging, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, alert, alerts, alerting, warn, warns, warning, mooch, mooches, moocher, moochers, mooching, leech, leeches, leeching, freeloader, freeloaders, freeload, freeloads, sponge, sponges, borrow, borrows, borrowing
'For this next money saving meal tip, call your parents and invite yourself to dinner!'
Not bad... How 'bout some cheddar tomorrow? And don;t forget the crackers!'
'It's a midlife crisis - he doesn't know anyone with a vacation home that he can mooch off.'
"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"
"I'm sorry...we only invited immediate family."
"Joey, have you forgotten that you owe me $5 for lunch yesterday?"
"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"
Tags:baldo, long term goal, long term goals, long term plan, long term plans, graduate, graduates, career path, career paths, career, careers, career day, career days, mooch, mooches, mooching, comedian, comedians, stand-up comedy, standup, taxpayer, taxpayers, five-year plan, ten-year plan, ten-year plans
"Do you believe in free speech?"
"That was my cousin Ignacio. He's coming over."
"Did you lend Cousin Nacho money to buy seats for his Chevy Torpedo?"
"This is my nephew Santiago. He always asked me for money...$50...$100...$200!"
Tags:baldo, ask for money, asks for money, asking for money, family history, family history according to tia carmen, mooch, moocher, mooching, borrow money, borrows money, borrowing money, borrower, borrowers, nephew, nephews, photo album, photo albums, family photo album, family photo albums, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic
"Sergio, I know you let me borrow some money last year...and I appreciate it."