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"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."
Tags:magazine, magazines, print media, recycle, recycles, recycling, magazine reader, magazine readers, death of print media, shrinking audience, shrinking audiences, mooch, mooches, moocher, moochers, trash, trash can, trash cans, dumpster diver, dumpster divers, dumpster diving, writer, writers, author, authors, journalist, journalists, journalism, recycle, recycles, recycling, scrounge, scrounges, scrounging, scrounger, scroungers, cocktail party, cocktail parties, recognize, recognized, recognition
"I just finished paying the bills...I'm imposing economic sanctions on all of you!"
Tags:economic sanction, economic sanctions, bill, bills, pay the bills, paying the bills, breadwinner, breadwinners, bread winner, bread winners, patriarch, patriarchs, freeloader, freeloaders, freeloading, revenge, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge, vengeance, get even, gets even, getting even, moocher, moochers
"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."
"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."
"When I was your age, I was an adult."
Tags:parents, parent, parenting, kids, children, child, adults, childhood, adulthood, growing up, growing pains, grown up, grown ups, hypocrisy, hypocritical, hypocrite, critic, critical, adult behaviour, adult behavior, age, aging, parental advice, slacker, slackers, son, father, sons, fathers, loafer, loafers, layabout, skiver, matured, maturity, adult child, millennial, millennials, independent, independents, independence, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, financial independence, generation gap, generation gaps
"Yessirree, kids, your mother is one heck of a gal!"
Tags:mother, mothers, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, labor, labors, laboring, labour, labours, labouring, parent, parents, parenting, cart, carts, pull a cart, pulls a cart, pulling a cart, rickshaw, rickshaws, burden, burdens, bearer of burden, bearing the burden, marriage, marriages, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers
"Alert! You're about to get a call from a relative asking for money."
Tags:medical alert, medical alerts, retire, retires, retired, retirement income, pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, beg, begs, begging, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, alert, alerts, alerting, warn, warns, warning, mooch, mooches, moocher, moochers, mooching, leech, leeches, leeching, freeloader, freeloaders, freeload, freeloads, sponge, sponges, borrow, borrows, borrowing
A moocher borrows a cup of sugar to make a sponge cake.
Not bad... How 'bout some cheddar tomorrow? And don;t forget the crackers!'
"I'm sorry...we only invited immediate family."
"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"
"Joey, have you forgotten that you owe me $5 for lunch yesterday?"
"Do you believe in free speech?"
"That was my cousin Ignacio. He's coming over."
"Did you lend Cousin Nacho money to buy seats for his Chevy Torpedo?"
"Sergio, I know you let me borrow some money last year...and I appreciate it."
"So tell me...what's it like having all of your stuff taken?"
Tags:baldo, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, big appetite, big appetites, huge appetite, huge appetites, hungry, hunger, hungers, stolen, burgled, burglar, burglars, robber, robbers, robberies, robbery, raid the fridge, raids the fridge, raiding the fridge
"Nacho, I let you borrow $500 last year...and you've only paid back $20."
"Papi, what do you have in your retirement plan?"
Tags:baldo, retirement, retirement savings, retirement saving account, retirement savings accounts, retirement plan, retirement plans, pension, penions, 401k, 401(k), savings, savings account, live off children, living off children, savings plan, savings plans, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers
"Some rascal saying he was you just tried to scam me!"
Tags:baldo, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, phone scam, phone scams, distrust, distrusts, distrustful, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, wire, wire money, wiring money, wires money, accent, accents, tell, tells, jail, jails, jailed, lazy, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, lack of trust
'-and if this doesn't change your life,Miss Gibbs my name isn't Arthur Potts,23,Oak Tree Lane,telephone 679021,e mail...'