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"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."
Tags:magazine, magazines, print media, recycle, recycles, recycling, magazine reader, magazine readers, death of print media, shrinking audience, shrinking audiences, mooch, mooches, moocher, moochers, trash, trash can, trash cans, dumpster diver, dumpster divers, dumpster diving, writer, writers, author, authors, journalist, journalists, journalism, recycle, recycles, recycling, scrounge, scrounges, scrounging, scrounger, scroungers, coctail party, cocktail parties, recognize, recognized, recognition
"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"
Tags:borrow money, borrows money, borrowing money, call, calls, calling, son, sons, child, children, offspring, college, college student, university, universities, university student, university students, butter up, butters up, buttering up, suckup, suckups, suck-up, sucks up, mooch, mooches, mooching
"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."
"When I was your age, I was an adult."
Tags:parents, parent, parenting, kids, children, child, adults, childhood, adulthood, growing up, growing pains, grown up, grown ups, hypocrisy, hypocritical, hypocrite, critic, critical, adult behaviour, adult behavior, age, aging, parental advice, slacker, slackers, son, father, sons, fathers, loafer, loafers, layabout, skiver, matured, maturity, adult child, millennial, millennials, independent, independents, independence, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, financial independence, generation gap, generation gaps
"Well, go get a job and move out if your allowance doesn't have the purchasing power it did when you were fourteen."
Tags:millennial, millennials, generation x, generation y, purchasing power, allowance, allowances, pocket money, pocket-money, grown-up, grownup, grown up, kid, kids, moving out, hipster, hipsters, unemployed, unemployment, living with your parents, boomerang generation, emerging adulthood, mooch, mooches, failure to launch
"Yessirree, kids, your mother is one heck of a gal!"
Tags:mother, mothers, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, labor, labors, laboring, labour, labours, labouring, parent, parents, parenting, cart, carts, pull a cart, pulls a cart, pulling a cart, rickshaw, rickshaws, burden, burdens, bearer of burden, bearing the burden, marriage, marriages, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers
"Alert! You're about to get a call from a relative asking for money."
Tags:medical alert, medical alerts, retire, retires, retired, retirement income, pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, beg, begs, begging, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, alert, alerts, alerting, warn, warns, warning, mooch, mooches, moocher, moochers, mooching, leech, leeches, leeching, freeloader, freeloaders, freeload, freeloads, sponge, sponges, borrow, borrows, borrowing
'For this next money saving meal tip, call your parents and invite yourself to dinner!'
'It's a midlife crisis - he doesn't know anyone with a vacation home that he can mooch off.'
"I'm sorry...we only invited immediate family."
"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"
"Joey, have you forgotten that you owe me $5 for lunch yesterday?"
"Nacho, I let you borrow $500 last year...and you've only paid back $20."
"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"
Tags:baldo, long term goal, long term goals, long term plan, long term plans, graduate, graduates, career path, career paths, career, careers, career day, career days, mooch, mooches, mooching, comedian, comedians, stand-up comedy, standup, taxpayer, taxpayers, five-year plan, ten-year plan, ten-year plans
"That was my cousin Ignacio. He's coming over."
"Did you lend Cousin Nacho money to buy seats for his Chevy Torpedo?"
"Remember when I borrowed 20 bucks from you...and you laughed when I said I'd pay you back right away?"
"Sergio, I know you let me borrow some money last year...and I appreciate it."
"So tell me...what's it like having all of your stuff taken?"
Tags:baldo, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, big appetite, big appetites, huge appetite, huge appetites, hungry, hunger, hungers, stolen, burgled, burglar, burglars, robber, robbers, robberies, robbery, raid the fridge, raids the fridge, raiding the fridge
"Do you believe in free speech?"
"Papi, what do you have in your retirement plan?"
Tags:baldo, retirement, retirement savings, retirement saving account, retirement savings accounts, retirement plan, retirement plans, pension, penions, 401k, 401(k), savings, savings account, live off children, living off children, savings plan, savings plans, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers
"Tia Carmen, we're hungry. Can you fix us something?"
Tags:baldo, meal, meals, homecooked meal, homecooked meals, home-cooked meal, home-cooked meals, hungry, hunger, hungers, mooch, mooches, mooching, lunch, lunchtime, lunch-time, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter, jelly, jam, favorite sandwich, favorite sandwiches, favourite sandwich, favourite sandwiches
"Some rascal saying he was you just tried to scam me!"
Tags:baldo, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, phone scam, phone scams, distrust, distrusts, distrustful, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, wire, wire money, wiring money, wires money, accent, accents, tell, tells, jail, jails, jailed, lazy, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, lack of trust
Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.
Tags:baldo, pool, pools, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, pool installation, pool installations, pool installer, pool installers, best friend, best friends, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, swimming pool, swimming pools, install, installs, ingratiate, ingratiates, mooch, mooches, joy, joys, joyful, joyfulness
"Let's combine forces and use your brain to help me get my car!"
Tags:baldo, smart, intelligent, intelligence, child prodigy, child prodigies, sibling, siblings, combine forces, combining, combining forces, car, cars, dream car, dream cars, teen, teens, teenager, mooch, mooches, mooching, selfish, selfish desire, selfish desires, goal, goals, desire, desires, ambition, ambitions, mutually beneficial, mutual benefit, mutual benefits