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'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'
Tags:hunter, hunt, hunts, hunters, hunting, hunted, predator, predators, prey, deer, deers, moose, beer, beers, lure, lured, luring in, bait, lures, luring, trick, tricks, tricked, jump, jumped, umps, mug, mugging, mugger, muggers, mugs, revenge, retaliation, only fair, retaliate, retaliating, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Welcome abroad, Andrews. Now just see personnel on twelve, and antlers on fifteen."
Moose stuck in tunnel.
"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"
Moose with Hunter Trophies.
"Looks as if the clean-air crowd turned out in force."
Tags:animal, animals, forest animals, moose, bear, bears, goat, goats, politics, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington d.c., congress, house of representatives, senate, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, environment, nature, environmental issues, environmental policy, environmental policy, environmental protection agency, epa, e.p.a., clear air act, federal, law, laws, policy, policies, concerned citizen, concerned citizens, pollution, air pollution, environmental law, environmental laws, air quality, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"
Tags:moose, antlers, alpha, alphas, alpha male, alpha man, beta, beta man, beta men, dominant, dominance, date, dates, dating, single life, assert your dominance, asserting your dominance, animal kingdom, mate, mates, mating, show off, shows off, showing off, weak, weakness, power, powerful, macho, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, machismo, gender performance, gender performances, gender
"We have a back room that's more cozy, sir."
Tags:moose, moose head, moose heads, trophy, trophies, trophy hunting, trophy hunters, trophy hunters, hunter, hunting, hunters, shooting, shooters, blood sport, blood sports, moose trophy, terrify, terrifying, intimidate, intimidating, intimidated, intimidation, bar, pub, barman, barmen, bar man, bar men, bar tender, bar tenders, bartender, bartenders, barkeeper, barkeepers, bar keeper, bar keepers
"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."
Tags:group, groups, social situation, social situations, plural, plurals, meese, moose, mooses, plural, plurals, anxious, anxiety, introvert, introverts, introverted, anxious, anxieties, social anxiety, awkward, awkwardness, language, words, word, elk, elks, remembered, remember, remembering, memory, pressure, social pressure
A female moose uses a portable music player to listen to the mating call of a male moose.
"My husband has a huge set of antlers and I have a pretty good idea where he's hanging out."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, moose, deer, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, hunter, hunters, hunting, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, trophy, trophies, antler, antlers, head, heads, taxidermy, taxidermied, hiding, hanging, hanging out, missing, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands
'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'
'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'
"Excuse me, but would you be so kind as to move your truck a few feet to the left?"
'Sold to the gentleman with the hysterical wife.'
A more effective warning sign."
"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"
'Granted, he's a bad shot, but you have to agree he's consistant...'
'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'
Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up
"Whenever I have a big decision to make, I ask myself, 'What would Dad do?'"
Tags:father, fathers, parent, parents, family business, family businesses, moose, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, memorial, memorials, in memorium, decision, decisions, decisionmaking, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, antler, antlers, family resemblance, family resemblances, antler, antlers, wall mount, wall mounts, moose head, moose heads
Ideas that failed: The computer moose.