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"Welcome abroad, Andrews. Now just see personnel on twelve, and antlers on fifteen."
"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."
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'Granted, he's a bad shot, but you have to agree he's consistant...'
'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'
Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up
"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"
What A Moose Hears.
'I think it's about time we tell him he was adopted.'
"I'm looking for something with more closet space."
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'That's our new styling moose.'
'Elmer I said Moose hunt!'
"...Oh, and I bagged that moose while touring an animation studio in L.A."
A styling moose.
A buck and a half.
How much does a moose weigh?
Moose with twisted antlers like a DNA helix.
'Yes, chocolate moose.'
'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'
A deer with big antlers standing next to a chair.
Doug's regular gel made his hair too dry so he thought he'd try a little Mousse.
Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.