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'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'
"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the ﬂoor with you."
"The same woman who dusts and sweeps and mops all the time, went to the garden supply store today and bought dirt!"
A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".
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Caution! Wet floor! Slippery!
Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.
'There's another wet spot over here.'
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"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."
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'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'
'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'
'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'
'And this is how we make the house blend.'
"Baldo...I need you to clean the restrooms!"
When Dad says... "Everybody ready for a workout?" he really means "Time to clean house!"
'Oh no, green waxy build up.'
"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."
'Mmm - that looks good.'
'Sorry about the mess.. my last patient was a bed wetter.'
Janitor on the Job Training.
'It's my 'employee of the month' award-a bigger bucket!!'
'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'
Cleaner in the president's office.