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"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."
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'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'
"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."
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"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."
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Undertaker's Staff Party (drinks are on the hearse).
'You know, there's something really morbid about this.'
Missing The Problem
'My husband has a morbid fear of asteroids.'
"Diet, exercise, drugs, surgery - if all these fail you should get your husband to build you an Ames room."
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"Don't worry about dying. Just worry about living. Dying is the easy part... Of course dying is easy - EVERYONE does it."
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"D'you think we'll ever be fat?"
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'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'
'My neighbor's death has taught me a harsh truth - that EVERYTHING we own (even very precious mementos) will eventually be sold, given away or thrown in the trash sometime after we die. By the way... How do you like my purple heart?'
'How about this one in front? He looks resigned to his fate.'
'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'
"Boy I like the sound of requiem music..."
'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'
Mark Casey 1966 - 1998: Thirty-seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona.
Don't look up, Don't look up, etc...
'How to clean a loaded gun.'
Firing squad's three epic fails
ACME Exterminators, you name it, we'll kill it.