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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
'I've taken the liberty of deep-frying the check for you.'
'I'm sorry to report that the notorious and delicious villain 'Lard man' has slipped through our fingers once again.'
'The nurse says I'm morbidly obese...So what are you going to do about it?'
"And interestingly, while you're both morbid and obese, you're not quite morbidly obese."
'The doctor said 'morbidly' but I insisted I was quite upbeat about it,'
'It's okay, they won't harm us. They've just never seen people who aren't morbidly obese before. We'll just get back in the car and keep going.'
'Good news Mr Palmer, the flesh-eating disease you caught in here is curing your morbid obesity.'
'Let's start off with some pie charts...'
"They grow so fast. In my day, you didn't become morbidly obese until adulthood."
The morbidly obeaster bunny
"No sooner had I injected the truth serum than he told me I was morbidly obese."
"The nurse says I'm morbidly obese. . . so what are you going to do about it!"