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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"
'Gentlemen, I apologize, but you've exceeded your band's width.'
"The nurse says I'm morbidly obese...so what are you going to do about it?"
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'I've taken the liberty of deep-frying the check for you.'
'I'm sorry to report that the notorious and delicious villain 'Lard man' has slipped through our fingers once again.'
'The nurse says I'm morbidly obese...So what are you going to do about it?'
'Mr. Stagnitz, your doctor warned you repeatedly to lose weight.'
"You're looking fit."
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"And interestingly, while you're both morbid and obese, you're not quite morbidly obese."
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'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'
'I went on a diet last year. . . My doctor said that I was 'morbidly obese'. . . Now I've got down to just 'obese' I feel a lot happier in myself.'
'Your weight is ten stone nine pounds.'
Scale: You don't want to know.
'The doctor said 'morbidly' but I insisted I was quite upbeat about it,'
'It's okay, they won't harm us. They've just never seen people who aren't morbidly obese before. We'll just get back in the car and keep going.'
'I'm afraid, with the appearance of forehead muscles, you are now,what we call, morbidly fit.'
Tubby Stout RIP.
'1000 pies to eat before you die.'
'Yes Sir, we do have those to fit the larger man. Unfortunately, we don't have them to fit the morbidly obese man.'
"No sooner had I injected the truth serum than he told me I was morbidly obese."
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The morbidly obeaster bunny
"The nurse says I'm morbidly obese. . . so what are you going to do about it!"
"They grow so fast. In my day, you didn't become morbidly obese until adulthood."