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"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."
Tags:death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, mortician, morticians, embalmer, embalmers, make-shift, makeshift, selling, sell, seller, sellers, selling the house, property value, property values, real estate, real estate agency, real restate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, value, values, money, house, houses, home, homes, problem, problems, issue, issues
"Fill out this tag and attach it to your big toe."
Tags:hopeless case, hopeless cases, fatal injury, fatal injuries, disease, diseases, deadly disease, deadly diseases, give up hope, giving up hope, dead body, dead bodies, morgue, the morgue, morgues, mortician, morticians, hospital admission, hospital admissions, paper work, form, forms, admission, admissions
'Anyway, to make a long story short, the medical examiner who performed your autopsy was fired.'
How to tell it's still an employer's job market...
"Someone's misfiled Harrington."
Tags:filing, filed, files, filing cabinet, filing system, misfile, misfiled, offices, office politics, dead, deceased, died, body, bodies, corpse, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, post mortem, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafiosos, big boss, administrative, admin, administration, administrative work
"Oops, Sorry – this is the sock & underwear drawer."
'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'
"Enough Trump talk. Let's get back to something less depressing."
"Whew! I had a close call today."
"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."
Misread medical policy.
Bored at the City Morgue.
Funeral Home: Gone to a better place ? Back in one hour.
"He's one tough cookie. I've never seen anyone bounce back from an autopsy before."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, morgue, morgues, autopsy, autopsies, dead, death, dying, died, die, revived, second chance, patient, patients, tough cookie
Cause of death: Just one of those things.
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, death, dead, investigation, investigations, investigator, investigators, investigating, suspicious death, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, morgue, morgues, coroner, coroners, medical examiner, medical examiners, forensics, forensic pathology, cause of death, verdict, verdicts, curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, expression, expressions, wordplay, wordplay, play on words
"Miss Gorce is in the embalming game."
"It's a little late for a second opinion - this is the autopsy."
Tags:autopsy, morgue, death, second opinion, hospital, cause of death, health, wellness, investigation, organ donor, near death experience, coming back from the dead, doctor, cancer, heart disease, operation, stroke, paralyzed, pulled the plug, brain-dead, life-support, second opinions, autopsies, mortician, morticians, morgue, morgues, zombie, zombies
"Everyone who comes in here has the same condition..a STIFF neck, back, and shoulders...coincidence?"
"Oh, I do love a mystery."
Tags:morgue, morgues, mortician, morticians, murder, murders, murderer, missing the obvious, miss the obvious, blind, blindness, mystery, mysterious, mysteries, stab, stabbed, stabbing, stabbings, murder victim, murder victims, knife, knifed, knife crime, knife crimes, crimes, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d., knife in back, knifed in back, medical mystery, medical mysteries, mortuary, mortuaries, hopsital, hospitals, right under your nose, oblivious
'We've met our target of a 25% improvement...but that still makes him 75% dead!'
Arrivals and Departures
Tags:doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, hospital, hospitals, gps, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, surgery, surgeries, checkup, physical, physician, physicians, doctor's office, doctors office, doctor's offices, doctors offices, morgue, morgues, die, died, dead, death, dying, departure, depart, arrival, arrivals, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, maternity, birth, maternity ward, airport, airports
Suitcases in an alligator morgue.