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"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
Tags:leaving for work, going to work, getting dressed, getting ready, morning, mornings, fashion, style, suit, suits, clothes, clothing, woman, women, career woman, career women, businesswoman, businesswomen, female empowerment, working woman, working women, househusband, househusbands, job, jobs, work, working, career, careers, business, breadwinner, breadwinners, modern life, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, problem, problems, businessman, businessmen
"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."
Tags:morning, mornings, monday, mondays, lie in, lie ins, sleeping in, staying in, lazy day, lazy days, pyjama day, pyjama days, pajama day, pajama days, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives
"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
Tags:denial, in denial, late for work, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, monday morning, monday mornings, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, getting old, getting older, ageing, crisis, existential crisis, running late, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, sick day, sick days, sick leave, sickie, sickies, the inevitability of death
"Damn it, Edmondson, must we go through this every morning?"
"You weren't actually in the dream, but you did do the voice-over."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, breakfast, morning, mornings, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamed, dreamt, voice-over, voice-overs, voiceover, voiceovers, narrator, narrators, narration, film, films, movie, movies, entertainment, offended, angry, glaring, upset
"Read your paper, dear. The news is getting cold."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, breakfast, morning, mornings, eating, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, news, newspaper, newspapers, media, journalism, press, read, cold, hot off the press, current events
Deus ex Caffeina
Tags:coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeine hit, coffee addict, coffee addicts, coffee addiction, coffee addictions, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, deus ex machina, greek, greeks, ancient greeks, tragedy, tragedies, greek god, greek gods, plot device, plot devices, solution, solutions, hopeless, hopelessness, hopeless situation, hopeless situations
"Sorry, I'm late, chief—I had a little trouble working out my grooming strategy this morning."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, late, coming in late, late for work, grooming, getting ready, getting dressed, morning, mornings, strategy, strategies, problem, problems, personal appearance, man, men, style, beauty, vain, vanity
"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"
Instant human... just add coffee
"You think I just roll our of bed majestic?"
Tags:bald eagle, bald eagles, eagle, eagles, bird of prey, birds of prey, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, nature, nature lovers, nature lover, morning routine, morning routines, beauty routine, beauty routines, morning, mornings, roll out of bed, beautify, majestic, majestic bird, majestic nature
"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."
Tags:medication, meds, medications, prescription medication, prescription meds, under pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs, high flyer, high flyers, modern life, modern attitudes, pick me up, pick-me-up, upper, uppers, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, coping strategy, coping strategies, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers
A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.
Tags:dog, dogs, bed, beds, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, opportunist, opportunists, opportunity, opportunities, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, on the bed, made bed, made beds, make the bed, making the bed, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, morning ritual, morning rituals, nap, naps, napping, scuff, scuffs, scuffed, lock, locked, prank, pranks, pranking
"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."
Tags:music, musical, musician, musicians, morning, mornings, rude awakening, awakening, wake, woken, woken up, birdsong, bird, birds, songbird, songbirds, talent, talents, musical talent, gift, gifted, gifts, musically gifted, complex, bar, bars, repeating, symphonic, symphonies, symphony, harmonies, harmony, harmonics, chord, chords, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, pleasantly surprised, visual gag
Tags:coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, sugar, sugar rush, morning, mornings, morning routines, morning routine, pick me up, wake up, waking up, coffee addict, coffee addicts, coffee, addicts, caffeine addict, caffeine addiction, caffeine addicts, hot drink, hot drinks, coffee machine, percolator, percolators, smile, smiley face, sad face, emoji, emojis, coffee cup, coffee cups, coffee mug, coffee mugs, rise and shine
"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."
"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, wakeup call, wakeup calls, wake-up call, wake-up calls, crowing, cock-a-doodle-doo, morning, mornings, wake-up, wakeup, alarm clock, alarm clocks, alarm, alarms, performer, performers, performance, performances, performing, counting
Rococo breakfast cereal.
Take back the morning.
Tags:morning, morning person, morning people, not a morning person, take back, reclaim, relclaiming, taking back, pyjamas, dressing gown, dressing gowns, morning routine, morning routines, morning coffee, morning coffees, night owl, night owls, off to work, on the way to work, weekday, weekday morning, weekday mornings
"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."
Tags:nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad sleep, bad sleeps, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, bad dream, bad dreams, dread, overworked, overworking, exhausted, exhaustion, bad job, bad jobs, nine to five, 9 to 5, slave to the wage, anxiety, anxious, worry, worrier, worriers, premonition, premonitions
"Get with it, love! Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tiptoe on the misty mountaintops."
Tags:morning, mornings, monday, mondays, wake up, waking up, coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, morning routine, morning routines, encourage, encouraging, encouragement, poem, poems, poetry, shakespeare, william shakespeare, quote, quotes, famous quotes, play, plays, theater, famous quote, romeo and juliet
"The Toast Whisperer"
Tags:toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers
"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."