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'Coffee won't help. I'm just not a morning person.'
'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'
'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'
'Cock a doodle don't.'
'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'
"OK, now here comes the lava."
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'The bad news is you're to be executed at dawn. The good news is your executioner is not a morning person.'
'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'
'But you said to get you up at 6 because you had to wash your hair. . . but you said not matter how much you. . . but. . .'
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Take back the morning.
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Evolution of man in the morning
Night Owls v. Morning People
'I'm not a morning person. I can't rise until I've had my coffee.'
"It would be helpful if the first words out of your mouth every morning weren't 'J'accuse.'"
Tags:accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, philander, philanders, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, fidelity, morning, mornings, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, too early, morning person, morning people, defensive, defensiveness, overly defensive, husband, husbands, wife, wives, jealous, jealousy
"You used to start off each day with a song."
Tags:bird, birds, songbird, songbirds, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, caged bird, caged birds, depression, depressed, depressive, depressives, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problems, mental health problem, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, couple, couples, sing, singing, singer, singers, morning, morning person, morning people, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, hopeless, hopelessness, crushed hopes, broken dreams, captives, captive, captivity
"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."
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"I dreamed I got eight hours of sleep."
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A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,
The 6 A.M. News Team
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"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"
'What do you mean, you've had a terrible day? You just got up five minutes ago.'
Whack Your Alarm Clock
"I know your teacher said you should start each day with a nutritious breakfast, honey, but it's only four thirty in the morning!"
"He'll call you back as soon as he's had his coffee."
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