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"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.
Breakfast Printing Press
"And what, pray tell, is the ration of flake to raisin this morning?"
A man in the sewer reaches for his newspaper.
"I'm just not worth a durn without that first cup of coffee in the morning."
The morning ritual for Dan Dare, Stuntman.
'Thanks for fetching my paper, boy.'
'Egads, I'm having a good hair day,'
Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.
"Seriously? You want to challenge me now? Can't you at least wait until I've finished my morning coffee and today's newspaper?"
"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."