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"So what. Nobody lives forever."
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"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
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A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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'My parents died. Their parents died. Their parents died...it runs in the family.'
A man with a happy face balloon is about to have it popped by Death.
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"Donald is such a fatalist - he's convinced he's going to grow old and die."
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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."
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"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."
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"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
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Farmer cutting wheat encounters the Grim Reaper
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"Ya know...one of the perks of being the Prince of Darkness is the solace in knowing that I can never be harmed by anything of a mortal nature."
"Would you ever want to know if I'd done something sort of all too human?"
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'
"We never say 'death'—we prefer 'deadness.' "
'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'
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'To avoid lawsuits, we articulate in medicalese that most mortals could not render intelligible.'
"Compared to the Howells, we still are young Republicans."
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Pinocchio's Second Realization
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'Hello, my name is Death'
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'I am the great warrior Achilles...'
J. B. Farley - Made a bundle in the market. Died Anyway.
"May her soul rest in peace."
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"All I'm saying is buying a lifetime membership right now may not turn out to be the bargain you think it is."
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