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"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
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A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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'My parents died. Their parents died. Their parents died...it runs in the family.'
"Donald is such a fatalist - he's convinced he's going to grow old and die."
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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."
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"Ya know...one of the perks of being the Prince of Darkness is the solace in knowing that I can never be harmed by anything of a mortal nature."
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'
'To avoid lawsuits, we articulate in medicalese that most mortals could not render intelligible.'
"Compared to the Howells, we still are young Republicans."
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J. B. Farley - Made a bundle in the market. Died Anyway.
"All I'm saying is buying a lifetime membership right now may not turn out to be the bargain you think it is."
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'Why so glum?'
"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."
'But I only just got here.'
Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death.
'Try not to think of your life as a meaningless split second of light...' -
Death is bad. Confucius as a child.
"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"
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"Not to worry, mate, I'm the GRIN Reaper."
"That's the setup. And the punchline is: 'And then they die!'"