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'You know, you didn't help our chances by filling the application out in crayon!'
'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'
"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"
"Phones, tones, stones, bones, moans, groans."
"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
Mortgage Broker - 'I can't foresee any problems with your loan, Mr Davis.'
"We emphasize personal service. Our broker-client ratio is three to one."
'Why, yes. . . Bert did work as a mortgage broker before opening this place. . . How'd you guess?'
Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!
'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'
"I'm getting too old for the mugging game - I'm thinking bout becoming a mortgage broker."