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I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'
"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"
"Phones, tones, stones, bones, moans, groans."
'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'
"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
Mortgage Broker - 'I can't foresee any problems with your loan, Mr Davis.'
'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'
"We emphasize personal service. Our broker-client ratio is three to one."
'Why, yes. . . Bert did work as a mortgage broker before opening this place. . . How'd you guess?'
'Henry, lose the tourist clothes, we own a condo here now.'
Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!
"I'm getting too old for the mugging game - I'm thinking bout becoming a mortgage broker."
'This is close enough.'
'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'
'Honey, I'm home.'
'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'
'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'
'What's the discount for the noise issue?'