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Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it...mortgages through the ages.
'Apparently if the banks don't pay top whack then senior staff will go off and bugger up someone else's business.'
'And to my trusted banker, who made me what I am today, I leave my million dollar home and it's two million dollar mortgage.'
"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes', well we're the bank that likes to say ****off."
'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'
'They're upside down on their mortgage.'
"Hey Dave, heard the mortgage industry was cooling off...any truth to that?"
The thing man - fleeced again.
"Hello. I'm your buy-to-let landlord - could you give me a bed for the night?"
'I'm afraid I can't prescribe anti-depressants for housing gloom.'
'American Dream' switches from owning to selling home.
' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '
'I didn't know my mortgage was THAT adjustable!'
The waves of the Euro, Dollar and Sterling eroding the cliff that suports the world economy.
"I'm gonna ride it out!"
"We lost our shirts on the sub-mortgage fiasco."
'If anyone just wants a quick turn down on a loan - I can help you here.'
"According to this, we owe more on the mountain than what it's worth."
'Stocks shot up on news that no-one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'
Goodbye to 'fat cat' bonuses and Welcome 'amortised emoluments with enhanced front loaded incentives'.
'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'
"Since he was laid off in the city he's front traded our allotment vegetables, set up a derivatives market in school luncheon vouchers and bankrupted the piggy bank."
"Shame about the cock-ups old chap...Hope this will make your leaving more bearable!!"
'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'