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'Hardly worth blowing down.'
'You know, you didn't help our chances by filling the application out in crayon!'
'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'
"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
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'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'
"No." "Nooooo". "Noooooooooo."
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"Someday, son, all this will be mine."
'Well, it's official. If we miss one more payment the bank is going to come and fill in our hole.'
"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."
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'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'
"I think you can really picture yourself struggling to make payments here."
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"And these two are from my first mortgage."
'We're foreclosing on your intellectual property.'
"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"
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'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.
"Sure we have mortgage money. It's just that you can't have any."
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'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'
We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!
"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."
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'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'
I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'
"Honey, we're homeless."
"Your sole use of credit has been to purchase Chinese takeout food. That's why you can't get a mortgage."
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'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'
'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'