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'Hardly worth blowing down.'
"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."
"But what about all our refinancing plans?"
'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'
Finance Co., Refinance Co.
"If a teacher makes $40,000 a year, and her mortgage is $2200 a month...."
"Oh, our mortgage is okay -- We'd like to refinance our marriage."
'When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?'
'Can I still borrow some of that housing money no one was expected to pay back?'
"Sorry, Bob. You can't refinance when you are upside-down on your home."
Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house).
'I've just worked out that our daughter's wedding will cost more than our first house...'
'It's the three pigs - they've just bought the mortgage on our house.'
'We've mortaged our future, our children's future, and their children's future!'
'We've approved a loan so your home will be more valuable once we foreclose on it.'